'If you had to choose between a boyfriend and your dog what would you choose?'
'My dog... have you SEEN how cute tank is???'
Life is pretty great. Work. Mike. Sleep. Work. I'm single and fucking loving it. For the first time I love being by myself. I get to spend more time with my bro, and a girl won't yell at me.I get to check out as many girls as I want. And my phone isn't being poached by one girl. Bohme boutique is my night and day.I'm always there these days. No better way to meet girls. I'm getting paid to check out their asses in tight jeans. Goddamn. I have the life. Mike's birthday was hard though. It's hard thinking that he won't be in my life forever. But I'm not supposed to think about it. You know what else I don't think about? Fucking slut Skye. She came to my work and asked me how I was and I just said fucking fantastic. I don't even want that bitch in my life anymore. I'm fucking drake throte and I don't need a cheating whore in my life. Ten days til christmas. Remember last year how I went to mexico with my dad? Surprisingly, I'd go back and do that again. He just needed a chance. And to cool it with his girlfriend... I don't have holiday plans this year. I didn't buy anyone anything and I don't expect anything. But between you and me, I found a new pair of nikes in Mik'es closet in my exact shoe size. I'm still a sneaky son of a bitch with christmas.
Some things never change