Wake me up when September ends…

Today is SUCH an amazing day! The kind of day that I totally love! It’s raining! Nice warm rain that’s coming down in a soft way. When I look outside it makes me think of someone. And that makes me smile. I went and just took a walk in the rain. The kind of walk where you don’t try to not get wet. You just let whichever drops feel like it touch you. Have you ever thought about how maybe raindrops have destiny? Maybe they were sent here specially just to touch your shoulder or to slide down your nose or to hit the back of your neck right as your lips are colliding with someone else’s. So maybe I’m a romantic. Maybe when it starts to rain I immediately start to think of dancing and kissing and the rainbow that comes afterwards. And maybe I’m waiting for the person that thinks the same thing. And maybe I accidentally wrote a song about her once. Maybe. Who knows.

Make a wish.

Drake Tonguedownyour Throte. X

Ha so I just had a party. A party for cheating on our physics homework. It’s like every week we get like a gazillian things to do for physics so me and my buddies will all do one thing. Then we copy the rest. At a party! See that’s how boys and girls are different. Girls have parties for shaving (Like what the hell, seriously?) And guys have parties to cheat. See the difference. Lets analyze another huge difference. Or lets not because I was just talking to one of my friends and she was like “This guy I made out with told his friend I open my mouth a little too wide…” Well, in my opinion, that just means he isn’t using enough tongue ;) Lol! Then me and my friend BENSON^Tm (Bro, dawgg, geee) started talking about this. He likes kisses with like insane amounts of slobber I guess because he was telling about how he likes them to go absolutely crazy with everything. Moving super fast doing everything with their tongue and moving gum back and forth and using their tongues outside too. In my opinion, that is much too much spit that will go on my face. I don’t like having to wipe my whole mouth off afterwards. I’m more of a biter, see. I love biting girls lips and I love when they bite mine. That’s the difference between me and Benson. And I really like it when they use their hips. Like they do that whole circle thing so it’s like their dancing to music that you brought to them through your lips touching theirs. I just really like that J I like the thought of dancing and kissing. Especially these days, but I don’t know why.

Come dance with me?

Drake Tonguedownyour Throte

Have you been to a strip club? WELL, I've been with you all night

SO…just barely I found this old journal kind of thing. It’s from when I was in eighth grade. But I didn’t write it. My friend Marie did. She was my total best friend back then. Sometimes I wonder if we still would be friends. Me and Marie started being friends in seventh grade after I had just gotten out of my first relationship. Seriously, I was taking it pretty hard. But then me and her started being friends and she basically picked me up. All with a bag of skittles. But Marie had cancer and she had since she was like five or something and she knew she was dying. Time is murder. Especially for her. But she wrote in a journal every single day. I remember her telling me about that. But she didn’t tell me she was writing it for me until the day she gave it to me. God, it sounds like something from a movie. But anyways I just found it and I was reading it and now I’m feeling pretty down. Because she wrote some stuff about life like about how much it means and how every day I need to learn just to smile at the little things and to never let the bad things get to me. And I don’t think I’m doing that. And she wrote all this stuff about love. And I think I’m letting her down. I think she was counting on me to make a difference. And I think I’m failing. I’ll try again for her. Drake Tonguedownyour Throte

I'll Spaghetti Your O, baby.

Oh my god. So today I was just going to school like the good person that I am. And I’ve already missed like a week of school, so I couldn’t miss any more, but that is besides the point. So, I’m just walking through the halls, then this girl Jessica came up to me. Jessica needs some explaining. She’s in my English class, but I don’t know her. Like at all. Key words, I don’t know her. But she comes right up to me and I mean like right up. She totally just invaded my space like no other. And she’s all “Hey, Drake” and puts her hand on my waist and her other on, well, she put it on my dick. AND I DON’T EVEN KNOW HER. Just randomly. In the halls. At school. Seriously, my math teacher could have looked out and seen this whole thing. So I totally have no Idea what to do, so I just stood there. Like a fool. A fool with a stranger’s hand on my dick. But then Mike was all, “Bitch, what are you doing with your hand on his cock?” Then she turned all red and walked away. Seriously, is that how she was trying to pick up on me? God. It’s called just ask me for my number or something. Note: putting your hand on someone’s cock is not an appropriate way to get them to like you. I’m not that shallow. Unless I’m drunk. Bahaha. So that was my day pretty much. You know, get up, drive to school, go to my locker, have some RANDOM chick but her hand on my cock. The world should just get some standards, damn. Shit, what else happened today. Well, nothing that can even compare to that. So. I’m done.

-Drake Tonguedownyour Throte

Is that supposed to turn me on?

So I decided to drive my lazy ass out to my original hometown to see my best friend Adri. Who I hadn't seen in like two weeks. It had been much too long. There's this thing about Adri that is fairly hard to explain. The only way I can think to put it is that she is addicting. She has the most annoying laugh you'll ever hear, but if you don't hear it for awhile, you start to crave it. When I'm with her I get a special feeling that there are also no words for. But it's amazing. I'll leave it at that.

So Anyways, it had been much too long, so I drove all the way out there and I was way excited to see her. It was way chill :) Her hugs just make me feel like all my effort towards anything I do was totally worth it. So we chill. We watch movies. And we talk. About all the change that's going on in this world and about all the change that's happened in us. It's one of those sad moments that you wish you could just bottle up because it's so fulfilling. Does that even make sense? But then. She had a shaving party. A party where girls shave. Together. Isn't that weird and unnecessary. Why would you do that together? Why not just do it in the shower? Girls are so weird. I mean, where would you even get that idea? One day did she just wake up and be like "Omg, girls should shave their legs together! It should be, like, a total party. A SHAVING PARTY!" Who does that? But so I went and it was an event that I highly recommend everyone tries to have. So, I was having a grand time just sitting there looking at girls legs, then some chick just like pops out of the corner and was like

"Wanna shave my arm for me?"

So I blinked a couple of times, because seriously, doesn't that sound like a complete joke?

But she was being totally serious.

So all I could think of was what came to mind first,

"Am I supposed to be turned on by you asking me to remove your arm hair for you?"

Yeah, I know, I'm a douche.

Then I left and had a Halo party with my bros. And with one of their moms. It's pretty funny when a thirty year old woman is screaming at you to "Kill them like THIS, bitch." Yeah. I love Mother Trover. Yeah her sons alright too.

Drakeee <3

And there’s this chick from London. And she is amazing.