Safe sex is great sex better wear a latex cuz you don't want that late text, that "I think I'm late" text

First day with my girlfriend :) It was amazing! We went out to lunch and I got her a little something just for our 24 hour anniversary. Cheesy, I know, but it made her smile and I would do anything just to see that smile. And she asked me to sadies today :) she completely trashed my car. She filled it with tons and tons of peas and wrote "I'm peeing my pants wondering if you'll go to sadies with me!" it was a complete mess but I don't care because I've wanted her to ask me for a while. It's going to be fucking epic. Most stellar dance ever, I'm sure. I wish there was a sadie hawkens king so that I could win that too ;)

Sadie hawkens dance in my khaki pants. There's nothing better. Girls ask the guys. It's always a surprise. There's nothing better. Baby do you like my sweater?