Ha so I just had a party. A party for cheating on our physics homework. It’s like every week we get like a gazillian things to do for physics so me and my buddies will all do one thing. Then we copy the rest. At a party! See that’s how boys and girls are different. Girls have parties for shaving (Like what the hell, seriously?) And guys have parties to cheat. See the difference. Lets analyze another huge difference. Or lets not because I was just talking to one of my friends and she was like “This guy I made out with told his friend I open my mouth a little too wide…” Well, in my opinion, that just means he isn’t using enough tongue ;) Lol! Then me and my friend BENSON^Tm (Bro, dawgg, geee) started talking about this. He likes kisses with like insane amounts of slobber I guess because he was telling about how he likes them to go absolutely crazy with everything. Moving super fast doing everything with their tongue and moving gum back and forth and using their tongues outside too. In my opinion, that is much too much spit that will go on my face. I don’t like having to wipe my whole mouth off afterwards. I’m more of a biter, see. I love biting girls lips and I love when they bite mine. That’s the difference between me and Benson. And I really like it when they use their hips. Like they do that whole circle thing so it’s like their dancing to music that you brought to them through your lips touching theirs. I just really like that J I like the thought of dancing and kissing. Especially these days, but I don’t know why.

Come dance with me?

Drake Tonguedownyour Throte