Oh my god. So today I was just going to school like the good person that I am. And I’ve already missed like a week of school, so I couldn’t miss any more, but that is besides the point. So, I’m just walking through the halls, then this girl Jessica came up to me. Jessica needs some explaining. She’s in my English class, but I don’t know her. Like at all. Key words, I don’t know her. But she comes right up to me and I mean like right up. She totally just invaded my space like no other. And she’s all “Hey, Drake” and puts her hand on my waist and her other on, well, she put it on my dick. AND I DON’T EVEN KNOW HER. Just randomly. In the halls. At school. Seriously, my math teacher could have looked out and seen this whole thing. So I totally have no Idea what to do, so I just stood there. Like a fool. A fool with a stranger’s hand on my dick. But then Mike was all, “Bitch, what are you doing with your hand on his cock?” Then she turned all red and walked away. Seriously, is that how she was trying to pick up on me? God. It’s called just ask me for my number or something. Note: putting your hand on someone’s cock is not an appropriate way to get them to like you. I’m not that shallow. Unless I’m drunk. Bahaha. So that was my day pretty much. You know, get up, drive to school, go to my locker, have some RANDOM chick but her hand on my cock. The world should just get some standards, damn. Shit, what else happened today. Well, nothing that can even compare to that. So. I’m done.
-Drake Tonguedownyour Throte
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