Is that supposed to turn me on?

So I decided to drive my lazy ass out to my original hometown to see my best friend Adri. Who I hadn't seen in like two weeks. It had been much too long. There's this thing about Adri that is fairly hard to explain. The only way I can think to put it is that she is addicting. She has the most annoying laugh you'll ever hear, but if you don't hear it for awhile, you start to crave it. When I'm with her I get a special feeling that there are also no words for. But it's amazing. I'll leave it at that.

So Anyways, it had been much too long, so I drove all the way out there and I was way excited to see her. It was way chill :) Her hugs just make me feel like all my effort towards anything I do was totally worth it. So we chill. We watch movies. And we talk. About all the change that's going on in this world and about all the change that's happened in us. It's one of those sad moments that you wish you could just bottle up because it's so fulfilling. Does that even make sense? But then. She had a shaving party. A party where girls shave. Together. Isn't that weird and unnecessary. Why would you do that together? Why not just do it in the shower? Girls are so weird. I mean, where would you even get that idea? One day did she just wake up and be like "Omg, girls should shave their legs together! It should be, like, a total party. A SHAVING PARTY!" Who does that? But so I went and it was an event that I highly recommend everyone tries to have. So, I was having a grand time just sitting there looking at girls legs, then some chick just like pops out of the corner and was like

"Wanna shave my arm for me?"

So I blinked a couple of times, because seriously, doesn't that sound like a complete joke?

But she was being totally serious.

So all I could think of was what came to mind first,

"Am I supposed to be turned on by you asking me to remove your arm hair for you?"

Yeah, I know, I'm a douche.

Then I left and had a Halo party with my bros. And with one of their moms. It's pretty funny when a thirty year old woman is screaming at you to "Kill them like THIS, bitch." Yeah. I love Mother Trover. Yeah her sons alright too.

Drakeee <3

And there’s this chick from London. And she is amazing.