Today was so funny. I went into the girl’s bathroom. It was after school so no one else was in there, I just went in there to read what they write on the stall doors. It was more entertaining than you would think. I found out how many girls are “sluts,” so many that I never would have expected. And I found out which girls are bitches and which ones give blow jobs. How do girls even find out these things? And furthermore, why do they write these juicy little tidbits on the bathroom wall?!?! This isn’t what guys do at all. They’re just like “Broooo, I heard this chick gives a KILLER bj.” Then they’ll facebook status it. They get gossip around to everyone not just to their own gender. You know what else I found on that stall door though? My name. Drake Throte. That’s right, I’m worthy enough to be written about on the holy scriptures of females. It said that I had a long tongue. That could be good. Idk, either way they are correct so I don’t give a shit. I wrote down a few little things of my own. Like how Mike Stantz has a small wiener and that Benson Taylor doesn’t even have one. I’m so chill J I was thought I was pretty funny. I also wrote about how awesome I am, but everyone already knows that.
-Drake Tonguedownyour Throte
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