Not seeing the rest of you is getting the best of meeee

SO today someone gave me a note. And mind you, I haven’t gotten a note since like eighth grade. So I was seriously pumped to get one. So before I open it I look at the chick that gave it to me and I winked at her then I opened it and it was like “Dayummmm boy, you so sexy. Xoxo Charleeee<3” Um, yeah, chill note, baby. God. Let’s analyze this note, the good and the bad. First the good: ummm the heart at the end was really cute. It was folded way nicely. The handwriting was cute. And. Well, thank you. Now, The bad… “Dayummmm boy, you ^are so sexy. Xoxo Charleeee<3”>much too long. Where is the depth exactly? My name is Drake, yeah, you can call me that. Your name is Charlee not Charleeee. And lets use grammar next time, proper grammar that is. My god. Do I seriously have to tell you how to write a note? Oh but I did. I wrote back a note, to myself basically. I just rewrote the note that she wrote. Mine was so much better too. It was like,

“Hey, Drake. You look awesome today! You’re a genius to match your hat with your shoelaces that match the Nike swoop. Simply genius. Well, I just wanted to write a note to you to tell you that I think you are really sexy and that I hope you are having a nice day. And I can really tell that you’re getting ready for rugby. Nice job, by the way. It’s really working for you. And for me too ;) Drake, how about you give me a call tonight. Here’s my number 801-xxx-xxxx. Xoxo, Charlee <3” I know right, I should write notes to myself professionally. ;) Xoxo Drakeeeeeeee<3

Oh yeah, she threw my note away, the ungrateful bitch.