-Errrmmm. Excuse me? Who?
"Well... Shane."
-No. I don't approve. His name has never been muttered before. It's too soon. Nope. No way. Break up. Now please. Three way call him. I'll be quiet and just listen. I don't like him at all. Shane?
"So you and Skye?"
-Dooon't change the subject. But yeah, we're together now.
"Oh wow how'd that happen"
-Well we went to lunch and. Oh my god break the fuck up with him already. Stop distracting me. God.
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